The fact that I'm only 5ft 1.5cm isn't helping either - the pattern is obviously designed for some 7ft model-type, so now it would appear that I'm actually knitting a dress instead of a sweater. If I'm not careful I could even end up with an itchy woollen nighty!
I'm determined I'm going to finish knitting those final two centimeters tonight - fingers crossed there's something half decent on the box to keep my spirits up and my mind focused.
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Today I took Violet for her first Swimming lesson at the leisure centre just up the road. Before we'd even got in the pool I had to give a man a very hard stare whilst we waited in the queue. I was clearly the next person to be served and had been standing patiently behind the man infront of me at the desk (I was also wet through from the rain, Violet was squirming about with all the excitement of going swimming and I was trying to manoeuvre a pram). I must have had my invisibility cloak on though because when it was my turn, this silly man behind me thinks that it's now his turn. How rude and ignorant. He seemed very put out when I told him that it was now my turn. "Are you waiting?" he asks me. What the F does he think I've been doing standing in a queue of people for the past 5 minutes? So, you can understand why I had to give him a hard stare. Then, my little angel of delight proceeds to pull the alarm in the changing room. There's me minding my own business, hardly wearing any clothes, wondering why I can hear a gentle buzzing type noise. Oh no, Violet! You'll be pleased to know that all was well in the end and we did manage to get into the pool and enjoy our half an hour of swimming.
I have a question though:
Why wasn't there anywhere safe and secure for me to leave my pram (which was quite expensive and I wouldn't be able to afford to replace it)? You'd think that the Council would rejoice in the fact that people walked or cycled to their Leisure Centres instead of travelling by car - so why is there a massive car park, a secure place to keep your bike, but prams have to be left in the reception area where any Tom, Dick or Harry could just walk off with it? And, if this should happen, they take no responsibility whatsoever.
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And finally tonight, I'll leave you with some more pics of the goodies for my friends 40th:
A Woody keyring
Some champers
A nice bottle of Pinot Grigio
A lovely bottle of Rosé and some After Eights.
Another coffee time read
A tealight holder
Some coloured towels
and some classic reading material
It's like the Generation Game all over again isn't it?
Have I shown 40 yet? I'll just go and check.